-lost my computer to a virus
-lost my phone to St. Louis humidity
-got blocked from my email
-moved to a new state
-settled into a new home
-found three snakes in the house
-joined a book club
-watched the dog chase a cow out of the backyard
-repeatedly bribed my child with gum to get through church services.
What I haven't done
-updated this blog.
Consider it done.